Sir John's lack of weather knowledge tho....

Like this bro is legit the worst man ever to take on a vactation. He'll probably not watch the weather channel and you'll go to the beach when it is rainy and gross and he'll just make you 'enjoy the best of it' anyways.

Sir John takes you to watch the Northern Lights...in July. Keeps blinking at the midnight sun, confused. "I've been to Norway," he assures you. "We've seen them. We just have to wait it out, I suppose."

You don't know how to tell him you can't wait until the fall.

You don't know how to tell him you're in Oslo.

what REALLY sends me is the fact he probably ignored both his own ice master AND Blanky's advice concerning the ice. he's so thirsty for fame and recognition he's ready to disregard actual experts on the ice jksdhfks

Reid: It's summer breakup
Blanky: Nah it's the pack, I climbed on the mast with Francis
Reid: Oh no it's the pack
Sir John: Did you say summer breakup?
Reid: Before I knew the facts, yes, but it's actually-
Sir John: Summer How comforting Let's proceed!